WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON
James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes"There are things from the Winter Soldier days that I’m just remembering. Weapons left in the field…dangers I can still prevent. I think maybe that’s the path…a way to the redemption I’ve been looking for."
Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.
Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman.
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
You can’t see me, can you? You look at me and you can’t see me
Do you have any idea what that’s like? I’m not on the phone
I’m right here, standing in front of you. Please, just… j u s t s e e m e
“Chris Evans has been known to grab people’s left boob, so my question for both of you is have you ever had your left boob grabbed by Chris Evans?” (x)
You know what I suck at? Remembering my snapshat handle. I might have given the wrong one to a bunch of people. Woops?